|The Life Aquatic Shirt|
This shirt was a surprise this year and I ended up selling a bunch of these to the point where I had to pull it temporarily while I caught up. Hope everyone enjoyed their shirts and has a happy holiday!
And now for my first non commercial blog post in a while: “WTF”
So our baby has finally started to breast feed. She didn’t take to the fleshy mounds at first and was a royal pain in the ass. All of a sudden, she loves it. This is great and all for my wife who no longer needs to pump out ever ounce of milk the baby consumes and makes her life a lot easier. The baby frequently will just fall asleep while feeding which is an awesome option…..until its time for me to put her to sleep. I have to do the traditional rocking and singing while she kicks and screams until passing out. Its wonderful. Its bonding.
So my wife and I were sitting around after the baby finally went to sleep. I said to her, “I wish there was like a fake boob that a man could strap on that had some milk in it, and then the baby just nurses like normal. That way I can just easily put her to sleep.” We then laughed about how retarded of an idea that was, and then out of curiosity, I looked it up…..and sure enough:
This by far is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen, and talk about confusing your kid. I don’t think I’d be able to use this without feeling bad. It reminds me of this: